How do you find yourself when you find yourself where you don't belong? Jonny Fluffypunk grew up in the far-flung, forgotten reaches of outer suburbia. In 1984, he was fifteen. This is a story about being the first punk in the village and the only trainspotter in eyeliner. About unrequited love and youth clubs and John Peel and the forgotten gods of small record shops; about making your own myth and letting go and a million everyday life-changing moments in the back end of nowhere. This is a one-hour, energetic and engaging solo performer piece that fuses elements of theatre, storytelling, comedy, ‘stand-up poetry’ (think John Cooper-Clarke not John Keats) and even a bit of ukulele.
The Six Bells Wednesday 26th September 2018 20:30
The White Lion, Selling Saturday 29th September 2018 21:00
Battle Brewery and Bottle Shop Saturday 6th October 2018 20:00
“The Pub is the Hub, ladies and gents, so it’s use it or lose it time”. Johnny’s putting on a Big Fun Night fundraiser at the Nags Head, and your all invited! But this is no charity night. Truth is, Johnny desperately needs to find some cash to win back his wife. She left him when he sold her horse to raise some money, and now he needs to buy her a new horse to tempt her back! HORSES! HORSES! is written in darkly humorous style in the language of the pub and performed amongst regular pub-goers with pub games, pints, crisps, heartbreak and laughter, country music, lots of karaoke, an Elvis impersonator and possibly a little bit of Morris dancing. Shortlisted for the Tobacco Factory Theatres’ Scriptspace Award, HORSES! HORSES! was developed through Bristol Old Vic Ferment.
The Rose and Crown @ Mundy Bois Friday 5th October 2018 20:45
The George Inn Sunday 7th October 2018 18:30
The Importance of Being Earnest is Oscar Wilde's classic, very witty and laugh out loud comedy of mistaken identities, confusion and cucumber sandwiches. On the surface it's a light, fluffy jibe at the nonsensicalness of the English upper class at the turn of the 19th to the 20th century. At a deeper level, it is also a profound plea for substance, commitment and compassion in the way we treat each other and in the way we confront adversity.
It is this second, deeper level that Two Gents examines from the very contemporary perspective of the migrant and the outsider. Told with wit and deft humour, two actors with only the barest minimum of props and costume will rock up in your village hall, draw you into their performance and unfurl a riot of love, confusion and high jinks to share with you Oscar Wilde's oh so current insistence on the importance of being EARNEST.
All Saints Church, Allhallows Saturday 6th October 2018 19:30
Robertsbridge Village Hall Saturday 13th October 2018 19:30
Otford Village Memorial Hall Sunday 14th October 2018 19:00
This unique garden themed duo are a high impact and visual act, full of quirky detail, especially designed to encourage a better understanding of the natural environment. Inspired by the Italian painter Giuseppe Arcimboldo, Froojamaflip is an 8ft stilted character, created from handmade, painted and textured fruit and vegetables. From head to toe he’s crafted with a stunning eye for detail and will be brought to life with a series of individual animatronic effects. Through storytelling, this walkabout act brings to life 'Lucy Leek’, 'Bertie Banana' and ‘Adam Apple’ but watch out as some of the fruit and vegetables are not quite what they seem! Accompanied by Fred the gardener they will give away seeds, fruit and vegetables as part of this wonderful walkabout act.
Tenterden Folk Festival Sunday 7th October 2018 12:00
VenuesA Summer Squall, RamsgateAddington Village HallAdur FestivalAlciston and Selmeston Village HallAldington Soapbox Derby and Village FairAlfriston Sussex DayAll Saints Church, AllhallowsAll Saints Church, GraveneyAllhallows Village FeteAllhallows Village HallAppledore Village HallArches Local Summer EventArt in The ParkArts and Crafts Show - Tonbridge FestivalAstor Community TheatreAvenue TheatreAylesford Community CentreAylesford Village FestivalAylesford's Big LunchBalcombe Village FeteBattel Bonfire Boyes Summer Fayre and CarnivalBattle and Langton Primary SchoolBattle Bonfire Boys Big WeekendBattle Brewery and Bottle ShopBattle FestivalBattle LibraryBattle Memorial HallsBeechwood Hall, CooksbridgeBenenden Village HallBethersden Jubilee Street PartyBiddenden Tractorfest and Country FairBiddenden Village HallBilsington Village HallBlackham Village HallBligh Infant SchoolbOing International Family FestivalBosham FacilitatorBosham Village HallBoughton Monchelsea Queen's Diamond Jubilee Children's Street PartyBoughton Monchelsea Village FeteBoughton Monchelsea Village HallBoxgrove Community Day and BBQBoxgrove Village HallBrabourne & Smeeth Village HallBradbourne SchoolBrasted Village FeteBrasted Village HallBredhurst Church FeteBredhurst Primary SchoolBredhurst Village HallBrenchley Memorial HallBurham Fun DayBurpham and Wepham Village FeteCatsfield Village HallCentral Sussex CollegeCentral Sussex Sixth Form CollegeChalk Village FeteCharlton Place, BishopsbourneChiddingly Beer FestivalChiddingly Village HallChiddingstone Village HallChilstone Music FestivalChislet Country FairClair HallClaverham Community CollegeColdred Village FeteCompton and Up Marden CE SchoolCoronation Hall, SlindonCrawley Folk and Beer FestivalCreate Music Festival, AshfordCriterion Blue TownCrockenhill Harvest FayreCrowborough Town - Sussex DayCrowhurst ParkCrowhurst Village Fayre and Horticultural ShowCrowhurst Village HallCuxton Social ClubDance WokingDarfort Big Local PicnicDartford LibraryDeal Festival of Music & the ArtsDenton Village HallDover Olympic Torch Relay Evening CelebrationDromos FestivalDunkirk Village Hall, ME13 9LFDunorlan Park Jubilee PicnicDunton Green Fun DayDunton Green Primary School PTA Summer FeteE M Forster Theatre, Tonbridge SchoolEast Chiltington ChurchEast Langdon Village HallEast Malling Picnic in the ParkEast Peckham Community HallEast Peckham Jubilee PartyEast Peckham Village HallEastchurch Village HallEden Valley Summer Festival Fun DayEgerton FeteELDERFLOWER FIELDS FESTIVALEtchingham FeteEtchingham Village HallsExeter Street HallEynsford Village HallFamily Fun Day, Grosvenor and Hilbert ParkFarningham Village FeteFarningham Village HallFolkestone AmpitheatreFolkestone FestivalsFolkestone FringeFour Elms Village FeteFour Elms Village HallFrittenden Memorial HallFrittenden Primary SchoolFuse Medway FestivalGlobal Youth Camp, SwattendenGodmersham and Crundale Village HallGoldsmith Recreation GroundGoodnestone FeteGraffham Empire HallGraffham FestivalGraffham FeteGulbenkian TheatreHadlow Down Village FayreHadlow Village HallHarleston Antiques Street MarketHarlestons Antiques Street MarketHarrietsham Village HallHartfield Village FeteHartfield Village HallHastings Olympic Torch CelebrationsHawley Square FairHaymaking FestivalHazlitt Arts Centre Exchange StudioHempstead Village FeteHenley FestivalHerne Bay FestivalHerne Bay in Bloom Giant PicnicHever School Summer FeteHever Village HallHextable DanceHigh Halden Village Fete and Boot FairHigh Hurstwood Village FeteHillyfieldsHollingbourne Village FeteHorsmonden Summer FestivalHorton Kirby and South Darenth Village HallHorton Kirby Village Society FeteHunton Village FeteHunton Village HallHurst FestivalHurstepierpint Village CentreHythe FestivalIcklesham Memorial HallIcklesham Summer Fete and Flower ShowIden Village FeteIghtham Party In The ParkIghtham's Summer CelebrationIsfield Village FeteIvychurch Village HallIzzard Theatre, Bexhill CollegeJazz at the Castle - Tonbridge Arts FestivalKent Miners FestivalKilndown Village HallKing Charles Church HallKing Charles The Martyr Hall, Tunbridge WellsKings Hill Summer FeteLangdon Dog ShowLavant Memorial HallLenham Community CentreLeysdown Village FeteLindfield Arts FestivalLittlebourne Queen's Diamond Jubilee CelebrationLodsworth FeteLodsworth Village HallLongfield AcademyLoose Duck RaceLoose Junior SchoolLounge on the Farm FestivalLower Halstow Memorial HallLurgashall Village FeteLurgashall Village HallLV21Lyminge DayLyminge School Summer FayreLynsted OrchardMadhurst Music and Arts FestivalMaidstone Arts FestivalMaidstone Mencap Grand Summer FayreMaidstone Olympic Torch CelebrationsManor Park Open DayMartlets Hall Tel: 01444 242888/ 07825138149Matfield Village HallMereworth Village FeteMid Sussex Playdays! King George's Field, East GrinsteadMid Sussex Playdays! St Johns Park, Burgess HillMilstead Summer EventMilstead Village HallMinster Youth Forum EventNCC Midsummer FayreNetherfield Primary SchoolNew Ash Green Village HallNewhaven FortNewnham Village FeteNinfield CarnivalNorton Village HallNucleus Arts CentreOffham May DayOffham Village HallOMR Theatre @ Walk Tall VillageOtford Village FeteOtford Village Memorial HallOut There FestivalOving Village Scarecrow DayPaddock Wood Carnival and FetePamphilon Theatre, Uckfield Community CollegePark House Boot and Spring FayreParkwood FetePartridge Green Village FeteParty In The Park, St Mary's PlattPeacehavenPembury Picnic on the GreenPeterborough Arts FestivalPetham Primary School Summer FayrePetham Village HallPett and District Flower ShowPetworth FestivalPlatt Church FairPlatt Memorial HallPlayden Parish Picnic Queens Jubilee CelebrationPluckley Hog FairQuarterhouseRamsgate FestivalRevelationRingmer Village HallRobertsbridge ClubRobertsbridge Community CollegeRobertsbridge Funky FeteRobertsbridge Summer EventRobertsbridge Village HallRodmell Horticultural Society Summer ShowRodmersham Village HallRolvenden Village HallRotherfield Village HallRoundaboutRoyal Victoria Hall, SouthboroughRoyal Victoria PlaceRusthall Arts FestivalRusthall Village FeteRyarsh Summer FeteRye Arts FestivalSalehurst HaltSandgate Sea FestivalSandown Primary School, HastingsSandwich Ale FestivalSandwich Food FayreSedlescombe Fundraising Event For ChristianSedlescombe Spring FayreSellindge Primary SchoolSellindge Primary School Summer FayreSelling Village HallSelsey CarnivalSelsey FestivalSheepsetting Lane Recreation GroundSheppey Little TheatreSheppey PromenadeShoreham Village FeteShoreham Village HallSlindon Church FeteSnodland Jubilee EventSouthborough Lions Club Gala DaySouthfleet Village HallSpeldhurst Village FeteSpotlightSt Barnabas School FeteSt Barnabas School, Tunbridge WellsSt Edmunds Church Living WellSt George's Park Concert HallSt Georges Day Festival, MaidstoneSt James Centre Art and Food FestivalSt James School, Tunbridge WellsSt Leonards FestivalSt Luke's Church Halls, Tunbridge WellsSt Mary The Virgin Flower Festival and Art ExhibitionSt Mary's Catholic Primary SchoolSt Mary's Church Hall, BuxtedSt Mary's Church Hall, SwanleySt Mary's Church, BuxtedSt Mary's Church, HadlowSt Mary's Church, Horton KirbySt Marys Church HallSt Paul's Church CentreSt Peter & St Paul Church, NewnhamSt Peter & St Paul Church, WadhurstSt Peter & St Paul's ChurchSt Peters Community Centre, BexhillSt Philips Church HallSt. John's URC, Marsh GreenSt. Mary's Church, Horton KirbyStade HallStade Open SpaceStalisfield Village FeteStaplehurst Community Events GroupStedham Village HallStreets of Battle & BexhillSundridge Village HallSwanley Senior PassportSwanscombe and Greenhithe Community FestivalTelscombe and Peacehaven Community Summer FayreTemple Ewell FeteTemple Ewell Village HallTenterden Folk FestivalTenterden May Fayretest VenueTeynham Community HallThe Six BellsThe AlbionThe Alexander CentreThe Alfred ArmsThe Barrow HouseThe Big Lunch - The Number One Community Centre ShowfieldsThe Big Lunch TN2 Community Centre SherwoodThe Blacksmith's Arms, HallandThe Bridge Community CentreThe Brook TheatreThe Chequers InnThe Con Club LewesThe Friars Summer FayreThe Garage, The Horse and GroomThe George InnThe Lamb InnThe Lighthouse, DealThe Malt ShovelThe Memorial Institute Building, RotherfieldThe Milk HouseThe Oaks Theatre, Knole AcademyThe Old Vine InnThe OstrichThe PalaceThe Plough at LeighThe Roebuck Inn, LaughtonThe Rose and Crown @ Mundy BoisThe Rotherfield FiestaThe Royal Oak and Castle InnThe Sinden TheatreThe Six BellsThe Snowdrop InnThe StadeThe Star Inn, WaldronThe Starting GateThe Tower TheatreThe Town HouseThe VineThe White Lion, SellingThe Willingdon Festival Of AleThe Woolpack InnThe Yew Tree InnTheatre Royal MargateThrowley Diamond Jubilee EveningTN2 Community CentreToc H HallTonbridge Arts FestivalTonbridge CallingTonbridge Christmas FestivalTovil Village FeteTunbridge Wells Adult Education CentreTunbridge Wells FestivalTunbridge Wells Jubilee Street PartyTunbridge Wells MelaTunbridge Wells Olympic Opening CelebrationsTunstall Village HallTurner ContemporaryUckfield FestivalUckfield Festival Big DayUnfestVale Vault, The BedfordVictoria Park Skate ParkWadhurst Commemoration HallWannock Road Recreation GroundWells Carnival, Food and Craft FairWest Malling Jubilee Street PartyWest Park Recreation GroundWest Peckham FeteWest Peckham Village HallWesterham Jubilee Big LunchWestern Road Recreation GroundWestgate PavilionWhatlington Village FeteWhitstable Castle GardensWhitstable Oyster FestivalWilmington Memorial HallWinchelsea FeteWinterton Hall, PlaistowWise Words FestivalWiston HouseWivelsfield Village HallWoking Park, Party in the ParkWoodlands Arts CentreWoodville HallsWord on the Street FestivalWorth Village HallWrotham Village FeteYe Olde Smugglers Inne
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