Stephanie Definitely Reads Your Fortune

Step right up, curious souls, and meet Stephanie-Definitely, the fortune-telling marvel on wheels! Nestled within a rickety old cart and hidden behind your Great Auntie’s faded floral curtains, this mechanical wonder brims with secrets and surprises just waiting to be discovered.

Dare to ask Stephanie a question about your future, and prepare to receive your answers in the most extraordinary ways: through a call from our mysterious telephone and a hand-drawn fortune from our delightfully unpredictable robot arm – a riddle of your destiny to unravel, and a keepsake to remember your journey by..

With programming inspired by the great prophets of history – from Nostradamus to Mystic Meg – Stephanie-Definitely has all the answers, from the profound to the delightfully mundane (perhaps even a hint about what you might have for tea), blending poetry and absurdity into every reading.

Guiding you through this magical experience is our enthusiastic caretaker, adorned in overalls, an assortment of treasures scavenged from the back of the wardrobe, and a hamster living in their top hat. Always ready to assist (and often just a little overexcited), they help translate each fortune and ensure that every moment of your adventure is unforgettable.

Join us as we travel through time, space, and the streets of your local town – unveiling the mysteries of your future with whimsy, wonder, and more than a touch of the ridiculous.